Daydreaming in my Office

If I could do anything, I would be a field scientist. I would travel to the Amazon rain forest or the plains of Africa and obtain mysterious plants and other kinds of samples and take them back to my small lab, where I would then experiment. I would wear those cute safari clothes and carry a camera and a copy of the latest Vogue, you know so I can keep in touch with the modern world. I would definitely need assistants, and a small jet plane, but those are minor details. I would then be featured on Time magazine for all my extraordinary scientific finds. But also for all my cool dance moves that I would pick up from all the different tribal people I would meet. *sigh*